July 2010
14 posts
“I’m happy that I have brought laughter because I have been shown by many...”
– Lucille Ball
NOT lady-like!
Clicky Clicky!
Oops! I just rubbed my face and now I have panda eyes. I need to pick up the complete excuses handbook for situations like this. Anyhow it’s a Friday night and I have nothing lined up for the rest of the night except for of making a fool of myself and entertaining (I mean annoying) my sister with boredom tantrums and constant talk of the highlight of my night which was a...
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First off, don’t steal my quote…bioch.
Second, nobody chaperones the chaperone…that’s why I am right for the job.
Heat Wave
Weather Report: It’s so fucking hotoutside. It feels like a tropical heat wave which is surprising. Tomorrow will be even hotter. I can’t stand it. I must move to Alaska where it’s cold all year round but the sun stays outside way past midnight. I must leave the cave and go to the beach.
The sun better stay out of my way tomorrow. Hot and humid nights can be expected.
women & weight
I went on a bungee trampoline today, and before they strap you into this giant spider looking retro looking-circle-thing, people need to weighed beforehand for some odd reason. I got onto the scale and was mortified to see of what It had read. I didn’t want to believe it since I was wearing many layers of clothes and had my shoes on. Even after, the thought was stuck in my mind and made me...
