I’m happy that I have brought laughter because I have been shown by many...– Lucille Ball
Clicky Clicky! Oops! I just rubbed my face and now I have panda eyes. I need to pick up the complete excuses handbook for situations like this. Anyhow it’s a Friday night and I have nothing lined up for the rest of the night except for of making a fool of myself and entertaining (I mean annoying) my sister with boredom tantrums and constant talk of the highlight of my night which was a...
First off, don’t steal my quote…bioch. Second, nobody chaperones the chaperone…that’s why I am right for the job.
Weather Report: It’s so fucking hotoutside. It feels like a tropical heat wave which is surprising. Tomorrow will be even hotter. I can’t stand it. I must move to Alaska where it’s cold all year round but the sun stays outside way past midnight. I must leave the cave and go to the beach. The sun better stay out of my way tomorrow. Hot and humid nights can be expected.
women & weight
I went on a bungee trampoline today, and before they strap you into this giant spider looking retro looking-circle-thing, people need to weighed beforehand for some odd reason. I got onto the scale and was mortified to see of what It had read. I didn’t want to believe it since I was wearing many layers of clothes and had my shoes on. Even after, the thought was stuck in my mind and made me...